www.LiarLife.com

I found this on a friend's blog and it was just so funny that I had to share it.

I find it interesting that every one on online dating is fit and active and enjoys “hiking, snow-boarding, skiing, extreme sports”. Either they are all a bunch of liars, have done each sport once (i.e. “I walked to the store 2 weeks ago”, “I was ten and decided to stand on my toboggan going down the hill”, “I went on a class trip once to a ski hill”, “I was hammered with my friends and I ran into the middle of the freeway….man it was awesome…like Frogger”). Or...

Those good looking jocks from high-school whom we were all afraid of are the ones that are going to end up alone (ha). Well, wait a second; every one on there is also “very intelligent”.

So the intelligent jocks from high-school are going to end up alone. Do you remember any of those from high-school?

THEN add “good-looking" to the mix.

Where ARE all of these fabulous people in the real world and why do they need to resort to on-line dating?

There needs to be more marketing and less sales. How ‘bout a promotion? i.e. “date me and I will give you 5 free back-rubs a week”, “tell your friends I have a big c**k… dinner at the restaurant of your choice AND I will wash the floors and do laundry”.

NOW we’re talking.

Seriously, we are (I am) so sick of the sales game…I live in it daily…we are all trying to up-sell ourselves to one another…is that why so many marriage end in divorce now?

We fall for the sales pitch; once we’ve bought the vacuum we realize that it doesn’t suck. It just blows.

As for her promotion idea. How about a "try before you buy" promotion? Hundred percent returnable if it doesn't exceed expectations :)