The worse question in the world

Why are you still single?

Okay, how do you answer such a stupid question? Either you're conceited and say that you haven't found anyone good/hot/smart enough or are self-deprecating and say that no one wants you. God forbid you say it's because you actually *gasp* WANT to be single. That obviously doesn't compute for those...erm, fortunate ones(?) who are in a relationship.

As I write this, I can't help but think of the relationships I've seen fall to ruin all around me lately. Granted, at this age, you're either going to make a go at it or you'll walk away. No one really wants to waste their time but in our younger years we tend to tolerate more stupidity and ridiculousness for the trade off of having good conversation, sex or dinners. If you're lucky, you'll get all three, not necessarily in that order of course. But I digress.

This past year has seen a slew of train wreck breakups through my extended network of friends. I am luckily in a Utopia of no drama or stress, at least as it pertains to the opposite sex. I'm happily callous in my casual relationships and blissfully selfish with my time. That's right and I'm not afraid to admit it.

Oh, and I am VERY happy to be single regardless of the reason. Because frankly, does the "why" really matter?