Oh my God, it's almost the end of another month and I still haven't written an Oct blog. It's funny because as I go through the day to day chaos that is my life right now, I'll have brief pauses where I think "oh, must write about that" but then I sit in front of my computer for a few minutes and draw a total blank. Below are some of the things I can remember.
Romance part deux
Okay, up first is the sequel to last month's blog. A friend kindly reminded me that I left out the best part of this sad saga. After having escaped worse date of my life, I had to deal with this clueless dude repeatedly calling me. Not only that, he suggested that I go to a remote ranch with him by Merritt for a SECOND date. When I bluntly turned that down, he offered up his Whistler condo! Aside from the fact that I could barely suffer his company for 4 hours much less a whole weekend, who in the world suggests a mini-vacation as a second date?!?!?! Boggles the mind.
"Would you like fries with that massage?"
I recently witnessed the best pick up at a bar ever!!! A girlfriend and I were at a seedy sports bar on Granville St when a massage girl came over with her lotion and told my friend that some dude in the bar had bought her a massage. For those of you who don't know what a massage girl is, they're usually scantily clad women found at strip clubs who stand behind you and give you a 10 min massage while you're sitting there drinking with your friends. Um, not that I know this from experience. *cough* Moving on... So, anyway, my girlfriend wasn't really down with it but the massage chick just wouldn't take no for an answer. The result of this tactic is TBC but the actual pick up was genius. That dude's got some courage since we were sitting at a table with three guys. Kudos to you, you know who you are :)
Random thought
I recently added a widget to my iGoogle (yes, I'm a geek) which gives me "Things to ponder". This great little box provides great entertainment when I'm looking for a break and I've been known to sit there and hit the refresh button for ten minutes reading these. (I think we may have stumbled upon one of the reasons I'm single.) Anyway, the most recent one is this:
If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
HAH! So relevant as I've been thinking about whether or not I want to be in Vancouver for the madness that will invariably be the 2010 Olympics. On the one side, how often will I be in a city while the Olympics are happening? On the other hand...well, isn't it obvious?
Here's another one to tide you over til next time: Why do old men wear their pants higher than young men do?
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment